I Am

I am a wild and crazy guy who likes sports.

I wonder what I'll be when I grow up.

I hear a bat hitting a ball.

I see in my head I am shooting a game winning

shot.

I want a hockey stick and a puck.

I am a wild and crazy guy who likes sports.

I pretend I hit the ball out of the park.

I feel the wind hitting my face when I run

around the bases.

I touch the basketball.

I worry that another Mariner player will get

traded.

I cry when the Mariner's lose.

I am a wild and crazy guy who likes sports.

I understand the Mariners won't win the pennant

this year--but maybe next year.

I say that the Mariners will win the pennant, but

they don't.

I dream that Griffey will hit 62.

I try to throw a spiral with a football, but I can't.

I hope Griffey will hit 62.

I am a wild and crazy guy that likes sports.

Anthony